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2 "the mine tunnel. 2 "You pull the paper out from 2 "YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE.": 2 "The machine says...": 1 y$=a$((f+1 1 quare yard of cavern wall.": 1 ew basic utensils line the walls on wooden racks, giving the impression of being in some sort of primitive hovel. 1 d$,n,s,e,w 1 beautiful vase sits across from you,but it is behind the machinery. There is a large 1 a large cavern at theentrance to the underground cavesystem. A trail of large round footprints leads off into the caverns beyond.s 1 _^;_LIGLIG&'(___PULPULWASWASUNLOPEDIGDIGFILFILPOUEMPSAVSAVSLISLIQUISTO" 1 Y$="WEL": 1 URRRPPPP!!": 1 SPEAK PASSWORD NOW 1 N,O(N-65447 1 K$="GETTAKDROPUTFISFISWEAWEABRESMAPICPICSPRSPRGIVOFFSTEPINREFDEFINSINSEXAEXALOALOA()(___!@&___THRTHRTYPTYP=+- 1 J$=K$((F+3 1 INFERIOR QUALITY MERCHANDISE 1 DDDx D DDDD 1 DDD@ < DDDD 1 DD<D D DDD< 1 DANGER! AUTOMATIC MACHINERY 1 ARRRGGGHHH!.... SPLAT! You fell down a nasty great holein the dark.": 1 ;"Your move:"; 1 ;"You can see "; 1 ;"You are in "; 1 ;"YOU'RE TALKING GIBBERISH. 1 ;"YOU'LL HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC." 1 ;"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?? 1 ;"The cupboard door is shut.": 1 ;"That object is not within your present reach.": 1 ;"THIS PROGRAM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN EXACTLY 10 SECONDS...": 1 ;"THAT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE. 1 ;"SORRY ?? 1 ;"SECURITY ALERT SECURITY ALERT": 1 ;"Okay,you've dropped it." 1 ;"Okay, you've got it.": 1 ;"KINDLY REPHRASE THAT COMMAND. " 1 ;"I'll let you off this time...": 1 ;"I BEG YOUR PARDON ?? 1 ;"GLURP! TWOING! BANG! GLEEP! ????" 1 ;"FOR TOP QUALITY SOFTWARE... "; 1 ;"ANOTHER GAME? (Y/N)" 1 ;"*START TAPE NOW**START TAPE NOW*" 1 ;" THIS IS A NO-COPYING ZONE.": 1 ;" CONTACT *** 5 D *** SOFTWARE! ": 1 ; "You're carrying too much.": 1 8QGR:<BBRJ< 1 .SORRY!",57 1 'I SPEAK YOUR FUTURE' 1 'AUTOMATIC CHIP DISPENSER' 1 "the treasure cavern. The walls are decorated in gold brocade. The room is lighted by candles in silver candlesticks. There is a large persian rug on the floor too. But none of thisis important to you. 1 "the processing plant.Complex machinery litters the floor and a large sign hangs from the ceiling. It says... 1 "the penultimate cave,This is where the trail of foot prints ends. They stop at an oldwooden door covered in rusty iron rivets and ornamentation. The door is open and through it you can see something gleaming in the darkness. A funny little man with a big nose sits beside the door.",0 1 "the old vault. 1 "the old mine tunnel. The passage follows a westerly direction from here on. The liftsits to your south.",0 1 "the old mine shaft. A large lift hangs to the north of you. The lift mechanism is old but looks operational.",68 1 "the musical room. Assorted broken instruments lie scattered about the floor. 1 "the massive cavern onthe other side of the canyon. The grappling hook hangs from the roof to your west.",0 1 "the main bedroom. A large sumptuous bed sits at the north wall. It's blankets are made of pure satin and it's pillows of silk. Far too posh for a scruff like you to use.",0 1 "the machine room. Here stands a large machine thatoperates the controls to the large iron door that covers the north wall.",21 1 "the highly sacred temple of Andrexea. An altar isin the room. On the alter are holy objects of worship.",0 1 "the front hall. 1 "the entrance to... yes, you guessed it, a maze. Try not to get too lost.",0 1 "the cupboard key","CUP" 1 "the computer centre. Here, on a single pedestal in the centre of the room sits a large computer terminal with a colour monitor on top. 1 "the cavern of the oldpeople of Milton Keynes. 1 "the cavern of shadowsYou can hear a faint sound in the distance, it sounds a bit like guitar music...???",0 1 "the Milton Keynes 1stNational Bank. There are four desks in the room. Each has its own telephone and intercom. 1 "steel gauntlets","GAU" 1 "nothing special." 1 "in a dirty cavern. A large mound of earth is the main cause of this unsightly mess. It obviously hasn't been well tended and lumps and bumps are visible all over it. 1 "and fall a few thousand feet to an extremely unpleasant death.": 1 "an old newspaper","NEW" 1 "an elastic band","BAN" 1 "an army surplus storeThis has been looted by people like you who have figured out a way past the security systems. I'm afraid there's not much lefthere now.",0 1 "an amusement arcade. Most of the machines have been vandalised and only one actuallyworks. It is an 1 "a wooden stool","STO" 1 "a well lit room. 1 "a very warm cavern Heat radiates from the walls making it so hot that it's very nearly unbearable. You could fryan egg on the floor almost. 1 "a very sturdy room. The east wall is covered by a large metal door. 1 "a very dirty cavern. This hasn't been cleaned for a few years by the look of it. The floor is covered in a layer of dust that is an inch thick. The air is heavy with dust whichsticks in your throat and makes it hard for you to breathe.",59 1 "a valuable vase","VAS" 1 "a used tea bag","TEA" 1 "a torch","TOR" 1 "a toilet roll","TOI" 1 "a tin of peas","PEA" 1 "a sundial","SUN" 1 "a stuffed ferret","FER" 1 "a strong box","BOX" 1 "a strange room with a large pond in the middle. 1 "a spray paint can","CAN" 1 "a space suit","SUI" 1 "a small,sharp thorn","THO" 1 "a small silver coin","COI" 1 "a small side tunnel. This is not a very frequently used passage, this is obvious by the undisturbed dust on the floor. A large bubbling mess is covering the floor to the south.",26 1 "a small room filled with bones. A small pair of spectacles hangs on the west wall beside a large wooden door.A sign on the door says... 1 "a small microfiche","MIC" 1 "a small log cabin. The cabin is old and rough. 1 "a small key","KEY" 1 "a small hairpin","HAI" 1 "a small grimy tunnel leading north. A large iron dooris set into the west wall. 1 "a silicon potato","POT" 1 "a silicon chip","CHI" 1 "a scratched record","REC" 1 "a saxophone","SAX" 1 "a sandy cove. A few shells lie scattered around and a whooshing sound echoes 1 "a rough passage. 1 "a room that looks a bit like something from a sci-fimovie. Complex instruments line the walls. All are dead and 1 "a room full of rubbleThe roof has partially caved in here and a large amount of rocksand timbers is strewn across theexpanse of floor.",0 1 "a room full of pies and pasties. A trail of strangefootprints leads off from the 'PIE' section and leads off to the north. The food gives off a smell which really makes your mouth water. Unfortunately it isall half eaten and unhygienic 1 "a ring","RIN" 1 "a receipt","REC" 1 "a public house. 1 "a public convenience.How strange, there are no rude messages on the walls. 1 "a private garage. Various items litter the floor but most are oil covered and useless, quite a contrast to inside isn't it?",0 1 "a postage stamp","STA" 1 "a plug with writing","PLU" 1 "a plank of wood","PLA" 1 "a piece of paper","PAP" 1 "a passage which leadsup to the front door of a house.As you approach the door it 1 "a pair of wellies","WEL" 1 "a narrowing passage. The passage stops at a barricadeacross the road. A guard sits ona small stool at the side of thebarricade.",0 1 "a narrow passage thatdoesn't leave much room between you and the walls. Eventually itstops in a dead end.",0 1 "a mirror","MIR" 1 "a metal box. 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",38 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",37 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",36 1 "a maze of identical caverns. Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",35 1 "a maze of identical caverns, Each has four exits. Don't you just hate mazes?",34 1 "a massively spacious cavern. Halfway across it to theeast lies a large canyon. 1 "a long rod","ROD" 1 "a light pen","PEN" 1 "a large menagerie. There are large cages all aroundeach with its door swinging openand its contents escaped into the caverns ahead.",14 1 "a large cupboard. The shelves have been stripped bare and a heavy coat of dust lies on them. A trail of large footprints leads off into the darkness from where you came. A large cobra lies sleeping justunderneath the keyhole.",0 1 "a large cavern at theentrance to the underground cavesystem. A trail of large round footprints leads off into the caverns beyond.",6 1 "a joystick","JOY" 1 "a high security area.A large beam of light runs from the roof to the floor. It would appear to be some sort of force field to stop unauthorized 1 "a hand grenade","GRE" 1 "a green room. 1 "a grappling hook","GRA" 1 "a gold bar","BAR" 1 "a glowing raisin","RAI" 1 "a general store. 1 "a disused distillary.A cratefull of empty bottles is on the floor in front of you. There is also a large machine that looks more like a torture machine than a whisky distiller.",78 1 "a dingy cavern. 1 "a derelict warehouse The devastation here is terribleThere is debris all around. 1 "a crystal bottle","BOT" 1 "a crumbling ruin of ahouse. Whatever keeps this thingup must be pretty strong. This place looks like it could fall down at time.",0 1 "a credit card","CRE" 1 "a crash helmet","CRA" 1 "a comfortable tunnel like hall. To the east is the round green door. A painting of a red-golden dragon hangs on thewall and a short sword hangs in a glass case on one wall.",10 1 "a colossal cavern. A large waterfall cascades down from the roof and disappears into a valley far below. 1 "a cavern with very smooth walls. This is partially due to the water which runs downthe sides of the cavern,eroding the rock and washing away the walls slowly but surely.",20 1 "a cavern filled with gnawed bones and eyeless heads, half-eaten limbs etc. 1 "a cavern at the end of a maze. I expect you're glad to be out at last. The passage to the south seems very familiarThe exit to the west leads into a well lit establishment by the look of things.",0 1 "a brightly lit cavernA small ray of sunlight beams through a large hole in the roofIt shines down on the centre of the floor.",28 1 "a brick","BRI" 1 "a bottle of whisky","WHI" 1 "a bottle of water","WAT" 1 "a black cross","CRO" 1 "a bent nail","NAI" 1 "a bare room. 1 "a bar of soap","SOA" 1 "Your mirror reflects the beam back into the roof, but you mustleave the mirror there so that the beam won't stop you from getting out again.": 1 "Your excavation in the sand 1 "You're the repair man. 1 "You walk across the canyon...": 1 "You swing across on the rope.": 1 "You steal the spectacles from the door. A large ogre appears from the doorway." 1 "You slide the paper halfway 1 "You put the key in the lock and it turns easily. The door opens and you can reach the cupboard.": 1 "You plunge the bottle into the well and it comes out full of crystal clear water.": 1 "You make a dirty great hole in the floor.": 1 "You insert the key and turn it. The strongbox opens to reveal a beautifully crafted crystal 1 "You grab the raisin.You scream. 4,000,000 volts surge through your pitiful body.What a shame. It's really an electric currant": 1 "You don't have that,doughball !!": 1 "You dig the rest of the earth and are left looking at a lovelyplot of well kept ground. 1 "You dig some of the earth and the mound beins to look a bit tidier. The little man looks at you quizically.": 1 "You dig away at the mound and itbegins to take on some sort of tidy shape. The little man gazeson intently as you work.": 1 "You cast your line which sinks into the depths. A few moments later, something tugs at it. You reel in your catch and see a small metallic fish. 1 "You can't wash here mate. 1 "You can't do that here, twerp!": 1 "You aren't carrying anything.": 1 "You are carrying:" 1 "YYAAAAHHHH 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WASH WITH.": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SPRAY, FOOL!": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO POWER IT.": 1 "YOU HAVE NO FUTURE!": 1 "YOU DONT OWN ONE OF THEM THINGS.": 1 "YOU DONT HAVE THE MEANS YET.": 1 "YOU DONT HAVE THE KEY": 1 "YOU DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT FOR THAT JOB.": 1 "YOU DON'T HAVE A SHINY SURFACE.": 1 "YOU CAN'T USE WHAT YOU DONT HAVE": 1 "YOU CAN'T GIVE WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOURSELF.": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT.": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, TWIT!!": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT, FOOL!": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT HERE MATE!": 1 "YOU CAN PULL THAT ALL DAY FOR ALL THE DIFFERENCE IT'LL MAKE.": 1 "YOU BLOOMING VANDAL!!!!": 1 "YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE!": 1 "YOU AINT GOT THE EQUIPMENT.": 1 "YOU ABSOLUTE TWIT!" 1 "WHAT AN IDIOT! I THINK YOU 1 "Three years later the sundial was destroyed during a terrible acid storm. It's recoverer was granted an O.L.A. award 1 "There's nothing extraordinary.": 1 "The water soaks away into the dusty ground.": 1 "The water falls into the ground.Up sprouts a beautiful rose... but almost instantly it withers and sinks back into the ground.": 1 "The torch sends out a beam whichslices through the darkness.": 1 "The thorn scratches you as you pick it up. Its poison spreads throughout your body causing a very painful but speedy death.": 1 "The thorn flies through the air and lands midway between you andthe lion. The lion leaps at you but stands on the thorn. With a pitiful YELP it turns over and dies instantly.": 1 "The screen lights and a metallicvoice says: 1 "The ring fits inside and almost instantly the telephone starts to ring away contantly. 1 "The puppy leaps into the flowingsheets of toilet paper and in seconds is immersed, suffocated and killed.": 1 "The puppy leaps at your throat and tears you into a few hundredpieces.": 1 "The paint covers the lense of the camera allowing you to move undetected.": 1 "The machine roars into life and the large iron door glides open.": 1 "The machine begins to whir and whine and thick black somke 1 "The little man throws a can of worms at you. These worms eat you away from the inside out. 3.1415927 seconds later...": 1 "The lion leaps on you as you tryto pass. What happens next is censored due to the horror that it would cause to those of you who are sensitive. 1 "The iron door is tight shut.": 1 "The hook sails into the air and grabs onto the rocks on the roofforming a swing across the gap.": 1 "The hermit promptly throttles you, boils you and eats you.": 1 "The hermit grabs the tin from you and gorges himself. BUUURRP!Thanking you, he gives you the freedom of his house.": 1 "The hermit blocks the south door": 1 "The guard picks you up and hurlsyou into the last cavern.": 1 "The computer replies:": 1 "The completed sign glows and thecross slowly dissappears. 1 "The camera follows your path. A gun springs out of the wall and emptys a round of bullets into your skull.": 1 "The brick hits the ground and shatters into a thousand pieces.In the rubble that's left behindlies a small, black, iron cross.": 1 "The beam covers the western exit": 1 "That just makes a mess of the floor you fool!": 1 "THUD! It hits the ground but simply refuses to break.": 1 "THIS TIME THE DOOR PUTS 400,000 VOLTS THOUGH YOUR BRAIN, 1 "THERE'S NO-ONE HERE WHO WOULD TAKE THAT.": 1 "THERE'S NO ROOM.": 1 "THERE IS A WHIRRING NOISE AND THE DOOR SLIDES OPEN ALLOWING ACCESS TO THE ADJACENT ROOM.": 1 "THE GRENADE EXPLODES ON IMPACT.": 1 "THE DOOR SENDS A SHARP ELECTRIC SHOCK DOWN YOUR ARM. 1 "THE COMBINATION IS "; 1 "THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE" 1 "Sorry, you can't walk through solid walls." 1 "Seventy five years later you die of natural causes.": 1 "SORRY, NOT POSSIBLE.": 1 "PASSWORD="; 1 "Oooh! Aaah! Moan! Groan! 1 "OUCH! You walked into a wall." 1 "OOOYAH! Dat hurt your dose." 1 "NO GOOD.": 1 "NAME: P.A. SWORD": 1 "It snaps in, a perfect fit.": 1 "It reads::": 1 "It fits like a glove.": 1 "I'M NOT SURE HOW TO DO THAT.": 1 "He takes your gift and eats it..MUNCH! CRUNCH! B 1 "He takes a swift gulp. 1 "He searches for his specs but cannot find them. He glances round the room and seeing a 1 "He grabs the instrument from youand begins to play merry music. While he is distracted you can go through the door.": 1 "He fumbles around for his specs but cannot find them. 1 "GO TWIDDLE YOUR TRANSISTORS!" 1 "GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF HUMAN!" 1 "GET LOST HUMAN TRASH!" 1 "Exits are "; 1 "Epilogue:": 1 "DONT BE STUPID!": 1 "DON'T BE SO STUPID!": 1 "DON'T BE SILLY!": 1 "DO THAT IN YOUR OWN TIME!": 1 "DATE: 19/9/89": 1 "Can't you read???" 1 "CODE: ";Q$: 1 "BURP! GLEEP! TWANG! SPROING!" 1 "BUG OFF, FLESHIE!" 1 "BANG! THUD! SPLAT! 1 "As you work up a lather the soapdissolves away and in it's placethere is a hairpin. 1 "As you walk through the slime itdissolves your feet. 1 "As you pass the checkout a largemetal arm grabs you. 1 "As you make your way past,one ofthe machines grabs hold of your vitals. It whisks you off and promptly turns you into a large tin of mutant camel food.": 1 "As you fiddle with the lock you dislodge the key, which falls tothe floor inside the cupboard. A large cobra with a lump on itshead slithers out from under thedoor and sinks its teeth into your leg. The poison kills you slowly and painfully.": 1 "As you fiddle about with the lock, you knock the key from thekeyhole. The key drops to the floor inside the cupboard.": 1 "As you run towards the exit to the caverns you trip over a tinyunopened daisy. The vase falls from your grasp and smashes intoa million pieces on the ground.": 1 "An ogre appears fro m the doorwayHe picks up the spectacles and puts them on. Ah, there you are,He then promptly digests you.": 1 "Aaahhh! Shame!": 1 "ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?": 1 "ANY ITEMS OF CLOTHING YOU PICK UP ARE AUTOMATICALLY WORN FOR EASE OF PORTABILITY. 1 "A little labrador puppy comes bounding towards you." 1 "A large mechanical hand appears from inside the machine. 1 "A large lion stands in front of the northern exit, blocking it." 1 "A brick falls from the roof and cracks open your skull.": 1 ! YOU DID IT": 1 vaguely human shaped object eatsthe space suit. 1 under the door.": 1 under the door. Out with it 1 under the door. Big deal!": 1 throws you out withsuch force that your remains are spread liberally across a 1 there is a chemical toilet in the corner.": 1 system which automatically puts shoplifters in a holding pen until a policeman can get over to the scene of the crime.",30 1 space suit, he chokes and dies.": 1 silent.",0 1 reveals a small glinting object.A small key.": 1 pours from the top. A small signlights up on the front... 1 personnel from entering the roomto the west.",80 1 patch of earth in the middle of the floor. There is also a largecupboard to the west.",9 1 outcrops of rock on the roof and walls.",0 1 opens automatically.",48 1 of mutant Bunyip plague. Pity.": 1 machine.",88 1 in fact that it would be very dangerous to go in there withoutsome form of light.",87 1 comes the cupboard key.": 1 bottle.": 1 around you,although you can't see what is making it. The sand is wet and sucks at your feet asyou walk over it.",11 1 android butler standing at the door examining you curiously.",0 1 You're as dirty as ever.": 1 You should have brought your bikini, shouldn't you???",0 1 You can't put it down.": 1 You are at a newsagent's stand. A billboard displays the words..'SHOPLIFTER JAILED FOR 50 YEARS'It then proceeds to tell of a new computerised detection 1 You are after something much more valuable.",0 1 YOURSELF, CREEP!" 1 Y$="VAS": 1 To put it mildly... YOU ARE DEAD": 1 There is a wash-hand basin.",0 1 There is a trail of footprints leading from the guitar cabinet out through the northern exit.",33 1 There is a square hole in the top of the machine where the raw materials are inserted.",0 1 There are a few strange 1 The spray from the waterfall lands on your face and you feel very refreshed.",0 1 The screen fades. From a small compartment in the machine,dropsa small silvery object. 1 The little man waddles over to you, flips you a coin and both he and the cavern dissappear.": 1 The green colouring is provided by slime that is dripping down the walls. The slime slurps intoa small pool in the middle of the room,forming a gungy mess. YUK!",0 1 The exit to the west leads into a pitch dark room, so dark, 1 The door has a small panel of buttons numbered from 1 to 9. Above the panel is a small arrayof windows which are calculator style L.C.D. displays.",15 1 That was a very solid wall!" 1 TRANSFORMING YOU INTO A SMALL PILE OF SMOULDERING CINDERS.": 1 Something around here must have been pretty hungry.",47 1 Since you are the only familiar shape, he grabs you and eats youanyway.": 1 Shelves are lined with goods, most of which are so useless that they would look more at home in a corporation tip. 1 SHOULD CHECK YOUR INVENTORY.": 1 Passages branch off in almost all directions from here.",70 1 Opposite you sits a small table on which there sits a small red telephone. There is also an 1 It's unhygienic.": 1 It says... ""NO E IT""",97 1 It looks as though a bomb had hitthe place.",99 1 It is far too big to jump and far too deep to climb down. 1 It has pictures of the sacred ear trumpet and the golden wheelchair etc. etc. Not really your cup of tea at all.",0 1 It draws out a revolver and putsa kilogramme of lead into you.": 1 In the pond you can see a few silvery objects darting about. The water is about 10 feet belowyour reach.",0 1 In one corner sits a long thin machine labelled... 1 I'M NOT DAFT.": 1 I SEE, I SEE A LARGE MACHINE. IT IS BROKEN. IT MUST BE MENDED.YOU MUST THINK OF FOOD, 1 I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU DON'TKNOW THE COMBINATION.": 1 However, the door has a large hole in it where someone has cutit with some sort of laser.",0 1 He then takes an instant liking to you and allows you to pass while he starts singing merrily.": 1 Go on, mend the telephone... It makes no noise." 1 Eventually you sink further downuntil all that is left is a poolof putrescent slime that once was an adventurer.": 1 Even an ogre can't digest a 1 COMPUTERISED FOOD... CLICK! 1 An electronic eye is watching you suspiciously, following yourevery movement.",0 1 All that there is in this room is a sign on the east wall. 1 Alarm bells ring and you are promptly locked in a large steelholding pen for security reasonsHowever,the cell automatically provides food and drink and 1 A small wizened old man watches you from the other side of the room. He is dressed in a green uniform and carries a large rakein one hand.",0 1 A small stream runs through the tunnel. It seems to come from the west somewhere.",0 1 A silicon potato 1 A passage appears in the easternsection of the room.": 1 A large well fills up most of the room, it shines brilliantly illuminating the entire room. Water brims over it's walls, soaking into the dusty ground.", 0 1 A large pillar rises to the roofalmost as though it was holding the roof up. It's smooth and totally unclimbable. 1 A large iron door lies dented inthe corner. Most of it is black and charred as though some sort of explosion had taken place.",5 1 A large bar stands against the north wall. On the bar are a fewdirty beer glasses. However,the glasses are stuck to the bar. (The owner wasn't very trusting)",0 1 A few papers are strewn across the floor making the place look untidy.",0 1 A curious old man sits on a big stool. He is unshaven and dirty.He watches you as you enter the cabin.",0 1 A camera is mounted on the east wall. It is on a swivel and can rotate through 180 degrees so that it can monitor the entire room easily.",0 1 A ""MICROFICHE""": 1 1847 Sinclair Research Ltd": 1 (Order of League of Adventurers)He died the year after, 1 "The butler picks you up and 1 "Nowt at all." 1 "KKKEEERRRBBB 1 "It's a Daily Record... 1 ""Well done,"" says the butler ""For that you have the freedom of the whole house.""": 1 ""KEEP OWT ORR ELS!!!""",69 1 The machine spits out a single tiny microchip which lands on the floor in front of you.":